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E.T. XXX - A Dreamzone Parody Favorite
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creepy, but fun November 4, 2013
When I noticed Jim Powers’ name on this movie, I thought two things immediately: there is going to be an alien in this, and it is going to be creepy and weird and not the kind of sexy alien that ravishes Kimberly Kane in The Visitors or the kind they had in Star Trek, which were basically just hot girls painted different colors. No, this one was going to be gross and wrinkled and almost aggressively unhot. Powers has done the alien thing before, before the current wave of big-budget parody. He used to do a line of videos called Perverted Stories, the Point of which, I think, was to see how strange or grotesque a situation you could put a porn cast in and have them still able to fuck. He has made a career dedicated to putting performers in uncomfortable situations and daring the viewer to find it strokeworthy. The results are often enthralling, although it must be admitted that only the most heartless monster could possibly even consider masturbating to them. Apparently, those monsters buy enough porn to keep Jim in business. The point is that even before I put ET XXX on, I knew what I was in for.
Alana Evans, Capri Anderson, Jodi Taylor, and Veronica Rayne star. Alana Evans does a MILF turn with a doctor, Veronica Rayne gets a throwaway in which she and her guy fuck instead of studying. Jodi Taylor has the money-shot threesome with her boyfriend and ET, and Capri Anderson plays Ellie, the Drew Barrymore role, getting a masturbation scene with the alien and a spot with a boy from school.
To be perfectly honest, the sex is pretty standard and the girls are pretty generic, except for Evans. I did really like Jodi Taylor in the alien/male/female threesome scene – she did a great job of playing a teenaged slut who would happily ignore the possible ramifications of sucking an alien cock if that was what the party called for. Alana Evans is also a perennial good time, although she wasn’t really given all that much to do here. Is it worth it to buy this movie for the alien sex scene? Sure. If you’re the kind of person who likes the weird, you’re probably going to get a kick out of this movie. To be fair, if you’re the kind of person who likes your porn this weird, you probably already know Jim Powers and his work and you don’t need my recommendation.