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"Anal" Soccer Girls September 4, 2014
A soccer fan looking for a bit of sport fetish with their porn, I jumped at this title when I saw it. And while I did like that the movie incorporated soccer drills with the models and had a soccer club element, I was left ho-hum with the end result.
First, the movie is European, in French (I believe) and NOT SUBTITLED (a common trend I find with Gamelink's European movies). While the plot looks like it's nothing beyond the standard porn cliche "Hey, we're in this room for a reason, let's fuck", I can't be sure. I would like to know when a European movie (which British films are labeled with) are subtitled. Also, it would have helped as some of the scenes do seem to have build-up: locker room arguments, coaches talking to different players... It would have elevated the movie if there was a reason for scene to scene to scene.
Next, and probably most damning, for a film with "ANAL" in the title, only 3 out of the 5 scenes actually have anal (scene 2 does not, Gamelink's description is WRONG, and one is a lesbian only) and one of them the actress might as well be reading a book, she seemed that removed from the sex - sadly the scene I was most looking forward to (something else I find typical with European films, anal isn't as a taboo and therefore there's no build up or emotion from the models).
Finally, with the exception of 1 model, all female actors are extremely similar type. Different looking models can revitalize an average film as it ups repeat viewings. By the time scene 5 came around and another skimmy, small breasted blonde can in, I was entranced with her short hair as it was the first difference I've seen between scenes all movie. It also didn't help that there are more attractive or at least different type models as extras in the movie non-sex scenes. I couldn't help but hope that a brunette extra would have a scene later only for her to disappear. Just like the screenwriting trophe that an introduced gun should be used by the third act, a model sticking out from the rest of the pack is nothing but a distraction if left unused.
That all said, unlike the soccer mom movies or anything else on Gamelink, this actually incorporates soccer. If you want to see beautiful women playing soccer, then you can't do worse. Despite all negative aspects, it succeeds for me because of this.