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The Golden Girls - A XXX MILF Parody Favorite

When you put Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia together, the sarcasm and silliness will fly.  Read More

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From the studio that brought you the AVN award-winner, 30 Rock - A XXX Parody, New Sensations presents The Golden Girls - A XXX MILF Parody! When you put Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia together, the sarcasm and silliness will fly. But add in Dorothy's lesbian friend, Jean, and you will have some of the hottest MILF sex you have ever seen! Jean comes for a visit, but it gets awkward when she reveals that she is in love with Rose. So, the girls try to show Jean that a studly man almost half their ages can fill a void that another woman just can't reach. And are those voids ever filled! The Golden Girls become "The Golden Cougars" as they fuck their way through all of the young man-meat that they can handle. But will they bring Jean over to the cock side? Thank them for being such whores! Your favorite TV grannies become cum-guzzling super slutty MILFs in the parody that you will never want to retire!

DVD Features:
  • Shot In HD
  • Bonus Scene
  • Behind The Scenes
  • Full Motion Menus
  • Chapter Index
  • Trailers
  • Stereo Sound
  • Photo Gallery
  • Outtakes
  • I-Pod Compatible
  • Playable Worldwide

Runtime (Stream, Download): 161 minutes

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Rating fake grandmas! fake boobs December 10, 2013

Reviewer: olivergrendelholmes

I’ve never watched Golden Girls, although I have seen the occasional clip, so I’m not really sure how accurate this is; that puts me in the odd position of having to judge a porn movie with no idea of its merits – will it be a decent comedy by itself? I’m a hard audience, comedy-wise. We’ll see.
It does have the benefit of having in its cast a bunch of mature women who have been around for a while – they are at least better actors than the stars of many other parodies, if not actually great actors. They’re not as old as the actual actresses, but they are done up in grey wigs and grandma clothes, and they are a bunch of by-and-large pretty hot fake grandmas.
Lee Roy Myers has almost three hours to fool around with, which gives him quite a bit of time to do justice to the source material and still put in five pretty comprehensive sex scenes; the first sex scene doesn’t crop up till fifteen minutes in, when Diamond Foxxxxxxxx seduces – of al things – a plumber. The plot, and there is a fair amount of it, revolves around a scheme to get one of the Golden Girls’ lesbian friends to turn to sex with men, and the unsuccessful results therewith pertaining. Raylene and Rocco Reed follow up with an old lady/gardener scene, and then we get Julia Anne and Levi Cash as old lady/flower delivery guy, and then Jules Jade and James Deen, with Rachel Love and Puma Swede finishing things up with a long-awaited girl-girl scene (although I would rather see Rachel love getting fucked by a guy, but you can’t have everything).
If you like MILFs dressed up as grandmas, if you like fake boobs on reasonably hot cougars, if you like pretty good sex, you could do worse than Golden Girls XXX

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