Whack Job

Whack Job is that rarest of birds, a funny porn comedy. It owes a lot of its success to Roxy DeVille, who can deliver a line. I don’t know why she’s not a contract girl at this point – Wicked keeps giving her meaty roles in their comedies – but Wicked is missing a bet by not locking her up. I am glad she is getting work that is worthy of her talents, though. Stormy Daniels script is decent, too, although most of the comic mileage that comes from the big joke in the movie – a pair of incompetent hitmen – comes from sight gags and situations rather than dialogue. I don’t know if Stormy was responsible for what the gangsters are doing when Roxy comes in the room to ask to have her boyfriend whacked (sorry to be so vague, but I don’t want to spoil the joke), but if she was, my congratulations to her on a job well done, since I laughed out loud.

Roxy DeVille actually wouldn’t have been my first choice for this role – it kind of calls for a bouncy teen blonde, but she plays it as if she were a bouncy teen blonde and totally pulls it off, so I can’t complain. Roxy’s new boyfriend is romping about with Kaylani Lei when she comes home and catches the two of them, but instead of confronting him then and there, she goes to her mob-boss daddy to ask him to put a hit on the cheater. When he refuses, she manipulates Tommy Gunn into getting the job done, but he and partner Tony Di Sergio are about as effective as assassins as Bert and Ernie and hijinks ensue. Pay special attention to Derrick Pierce in his role as the errant boyfriend. If you remember him from Brea’s Mirror Image, you’ll know that he is at his best when he is given some latitude to play a clueless goofball, and he has some room for charm in this one too, playing a genuinely nice guy who has no idea that he is under sentence of death. Tony Di Sergio and Tommy Gunn manage some decent comedy as well, not just with sight gags but in their incompetence and byplay.

Roxy is just getting better and better –she leaves you with the feeling,a fter one of her scenes, that she really enjoyed what she was doing. Her sex scenes are always hot, and she always seems like she’s getting off. The sex scenes are almost all related to the plot – the cheating scene in the first few minutes, a revenge fuck with Roxy paying Tommy Gunn in advance for the hit, Tony DiSergio being late to a hit attempt because he’s busy fucking Veronica Rayne, the boss’s wife, and a boyfriend/girlfriend fuck between Pierce and DeVille. The only scene that’s basically just filler is a four-girl/four-guy orgy in the boss’s office, when he brings in a bunch of hookers to service his lieutenants and bodyguards – it’s filler, but I love a good orgy, and this one looks like a pretty good party, although it’s really more four couples fucking than a genuine orgy. As usual with Wicked movies, it’s well-shot and clear; the usual condom rules are in place, and it’s all pretty hot. The best reasons to watch the movie, though, over and above the idea that you want to see some fucking, are Pierce and DeVille. Both of them do excellent work in their roles, and when I saw the preview for Whack Job on the special features for Always and Forever, I actually thought to myself “I want to see that!” I was not disappointed.

Whack Job is that rarest of birds, a funny porn comedy. It owes a lot of its success to Roxy DeVille, who can deliver a line. I don’t know why she’s not a contract girl at this point – Wicked keeps giving her meaty roles in their comedies – but Wicked is missing a bet by not locking her up. I am glad she is getting work that is worthy of her talents, though. Stormy Daniels script is decent, too, although most of the comic mileage that comes from the big joke in the movie – a pair of incompetent hitmen – comes from sight gags and situations rather than dialogue. I don’t know if Stormy was responsible for what the gangsters are doing when Roxy comes in the room to ask to have her boyfriend whacked (sorry to be so vague, but I don’t want to spoil the joke), but if she was, my congratulations to her on a job well done, since I laughed out loud.... Read the Full Review!