The Office - A XXX Parody

It has to be some kind of sign of the end times that I have gotten two porn comedies that are actually funny on my desk in the same week. The first was Wicked’s Whack Job, a mob comedy, and the second is The Office – A XXX Parody. They succeed for different reasons, but they’re both funny.

I have watched one episode each of The Office in its American and British incarnations, and both times quit, feeling that I wouldn’t miss much if I never saw either one again. I know this goes against the conventional wisdom, but there it is. It seemed like a one-trick pony to me – awkward pauses and bad jokes and people who didn’t really know how to interact with each other – but it didn’t occur to me then that the premise was ideally suited to making a porn movie. After all, what other industry is as notable for its lame jokes and awkwardness as porn? The thing is a natural – a script loaded with jokes that just wouldn’t fly anywhere and people who are always engaged in awkward sexual repartee; it’s just a wonder that nobody thought of it before. There’s a whole series just waiting to be made here.

I don’t know anything about the show, so I am just assuming that the characters in the parody bear some relation to the ones on the show. Ashlynn Brooke is the boss, and her employees are Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Codi Carmichael, Faye Reagan, Dahlia DeNyle, James Deen, Dane Cross, Rocco Reed, Mark Wood and Ralph Long. The idea is that some crew has come in  to film a documentary about the company, Dinder Muffin, and catches them on a day when they have to learn about sexual harassment, both by example and from a seminar that Ashlynn puts on. Simple stuff, really, but it works for an hour and a half, which is pretty good for porn. There are a couple of good sight gags and some funny scripting, but the truth is that it’s all just window dressing for the sex.

Jenna Haze and James Deen get it on in an empty office – Jenna’s always good to watch, and she’s definitely up for a little harassment. She and Deen trade oral, then fuck in two or three different standing positions, in RCG on the floor, and in doggy before he pops on her face. Ashlynn and Stephanie Swift head into Ashlynn’s office to have a little talk about sexual harassment; naturally, some excellent sexual harassment takes place – Ashlynn crawls over her desk to get her face in between Stephanie’s legs, and the girl on girl action continues with fingers, tongues, and a handy strap-on dildo until they’re both pretty well satisfied. There’s a pretty funny interlude with Dane Cross and James Deen, and then Dane gets a visit from Codi Carmichael in the break room. A freak he may be, but he’s Codi’s kind of freak, and the two of them end up getting their freak on together on the break room couch, trading oral and fucking in missionary, doggie, cowgirl, and RCG, after which he unloads a heroic load on her tits.

Ashlynn’s idea of a sexual harassment seminar is to hire a stripper to come in and give lap dances, which doesn’t really make sense, but when she starts throwing all that flesh around, no-one complains. Once she gets her big tits out, Faye Reagan can’t stand the tension and she has to go up to the desk and join in the action, and the two girls really heat things up – as before in the other girl/girl scene, they work each other with every digit at hand and bring out the office strapon harness. Gianna Michaels is always great to watch, and in spite of her size – she’s 5’11”, for crying out loud – Faye throws her around the desk and takes control. Once the girls are exhausted, there’s more action out in the front office as Rocco Reed and Ralph Long jump Dahlia DeNyle, who is, in spite of the fact that every girl in the office is a slut, the office slut. The three of them get busy on a desk in a fairly normal threesome – no DP, no anal, just a lot of fucking in which the guys trade off between mouth and pussy before popping on her face. The last scene has Ashlynn again, this time being chided for not following proper procedures or curbing the rampant sexual harassment that everyone there so desperately loves. It turns out that Alexis Texas and Mark Wood, the HR people responsible for curbing that sort of thing are pretty susceptible to it themselves, and Ashlynn gets one final spirited fuck in before the cameras have to head home for the day.

One can hope that we’ll see more of this, since the first one worked out so well.

The idea is that some crew has come in to film a documentary about the company, Dinder Muffin, and catches them on a day when they have to learn about sexual harassment, both by example and from a seminar that Ashlynn Brooke puts on. Simple stuff, really, but it works for an hour and a half, which is pretty good for porn. There are a couple of good sight gags and some funny scripting, but the truth is that it’s all just window dressing for the sex.... Read the Full Review!