Jay Sin's Anal Acrobats #3

Anal Acrobats is a fiesta of extreme anal tricks. From the credits on, you'll see nothing but the most ass-obsessed video that can be sold in mainstream America, with Jay Sin clearly doing what he can do to push the boundaries of ass-play. There are boundaries you can't really get past, though -- you won't see fists or feet inside these girls. When you run up against an immovable object, though, the force has to go somewhere; in this case, Jay Sin turns his energy to "more" instead of busting through to "more outrageous." If what you want is long, long sequences of girls putting things in their asses, then taking them out, then putting them back in, then taking them out again, Anal Acrobats 3 is your movie. The first scene, for instance, starts out with no less than ten minutes of Ariel X working an egg in and out of Tory Lane's asshole, and that is not an unrepresentative sample of footage.

There is so much loving footage of the insertion and removal of objects -- eggs, golf balls, rubber balls, and that's not even counting the wealth of sex toys or even the various penises that show up -- that I found myself not even being able to think of it as sexy anymore. It was almost some weird avant-garde art piece. I'm not an ass-man; I enjoy some anal now and again, but I am not enough of a connoisseur of rectal capacity that I could get myself worked up over the amount of long, sensuous, deliberate assery that went on in this movie. When the cocks come out and the girls start taking them inside, that's when I come back to paying close attention. If you feel differently, if you are fascinated with a butthole that can swallow and regurgitate sports equipment and food, then by all means watch and enjoy.

Tory and Ariel start off the movie -- the first of two discs, if you're not watching the streaming video -- with the aforementioned egg tricks, then break out a big glass dildo before switching off. A golf ball stretches Ariel out for a huge blue dildo that Tory shoves inside her and then gives up so Ariel can do the same to her, and they finish up without experiencing the love of a man.

Sasha Grey starts off her scene in some a pink and white lingerie that is supposed to be a sheep costume -- she's a lost little lamb -- with a golf ball already in her dumper; she works it in and out for a while before Holly Wellin arrives on the scene in shepherdess lingerie. A glass dildo and a black golf ball serve to exercise Holly's ass until Rico Strong shows up -- he's not in lingerie and I don't know what he's supposed to be, but sheep and shepherdess alike are happy to take him on, both girls getting Rico in their asses in various positions, until he pops on their faces.

Blonde Jayda Diamonde and brunette Mya Nichole, a pair of very tattooed young hotties, work themselves and each other over with rubber balls and a chain of anal beads you could use to anchor a battleship, giving each other all kinds of vocal encouragement. David Perry shows up, already hard and ready, and both Mya and Jayda take him in their asses, in cowgirl, doggy and RCG, with plenty of A2M in the breaks, before he deals out a double facial.

Blonde Aline and brunette Loona Luxx share some fruit before getting down to business; when they finally get to grips after quiet a bit of making out, it's a lot of ass-tonguing and then golf balls, then some bigger rubber balls in Loona, followed by a lot more tonguing and a strawberry that Loona mashes into Aline's ass and then eats as it is shat out. More strawberries going in and out precede a rubber ball and then a giant dildo, with a whole apple in the now familiar in-and-out format as the finale.

Jenny Hendrix is one of the prizes of the movie, with a short brunette haircut that really makes her look even sluttier than usual; she takes on a few golf balls, plays with herself, then invites Mick Blue in for a second round. He goes straight for her ass, as you might expect, and they fuck in cowgirl, missionary, and doggy before he pops on her face

Anal Acrobats is a fiesta of extreme anal tricks. From the credits on, you'll see nothing but the most ass-obsessed video that can be sold in mainstream America, with Jay Sin clearly doing what he can do to push the boundaries of ass-play. There are boundaries you can't really get past, though -- you won't see fists or feet inside these girls. When you run up against an immovable object, though, the force has to go somewhere; in this case, Jay Sin turns his energy to "more" instead of busting through to "more outrageous." If what you want is long, long sequences of girls putting things in their asses, then taking them out, then putting them back in, then taking them out again, Anal Acrobats 3 is your movie. The first scene, for instance, starts out with no less than ten minutes of Ariel X working an egg in and out of Tory Lane's asshole, and that is not an unrepresentative sample of footage.... Read the Full Review!