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Pluck the petals off my roses… September 18, 2013
Reviewer: Ursa Major
A simply dreadful, tinny 90s shopping mall muzac soundtrack, accompanied by non HD picture quality, is only partially redeemed by a series of stereotypically pretty British blondes, caught in various classic encounters of a teenage fantasy type. They are cute and willing on the whole, with pretty, wobbly, pert tits, and a willowy, virginal feel.
First up is Tara English 4★, a doctor who likes to slum it, but she overdoes the meaningful glances. A warm tongue and her exploration of his cock with it compensates for her cold hands. Her blond bob bobs nicely although the ensuing striptease is rather quick. His tongue is straight into her lips and rimming with anal fingering moves on to clitoral fingering that brings on a beautifully engorged clit. Thereafter there’s great tit wobble with her on top and then over her desk. She finally wanks him onto her chin and chest.
Jamie Woods 3★ gives us a bedroom scene with a classic returning soldier whose eagerness takes him straight to her tight little snatch. There are great rimming shots, followed by slurpy 69. Intercourse goes anal and there are some hot entry shots. He comes fingering her, which is novel. Charlie 3★ takes us outside for a bit of English winter weather; snow balling takes on a whole new meaning for our long legged lean blonde with her small but neat tits. There isn’t a goose bump in sight as she mounts first the ladder and then her man in the shed. It’s socks on for them both though! She has a deliciously tight anus, which gets lots of attention, and he holds his load for so long she almost misses the moment for him. It must have been the lighting crew who put spunk in her eye.
Things turn a bit more competitive with Lindsey 2★ and her scrabble board. After some ogling of tits and arse we get a long teasing sucking rhythm culminating in her wanking him between her glorious tits. I’m not a fan of labial and clitoral metalwork although he does get his tongue to act as a sort of gear box in her self-administered climax. Again there are some nice penetration shots featuring her quiveringly well-shaped arse and he turns out to be a real squirter.
Finally, Jamie 2★ is rescued by her man from a bloke behaving badly in a bar. Her gratitude comes tongue first and she’s pretty pink all round - tall, long-limbed and with tumbling hair - until she starts speaking. Having started, she doesn’t stop. She sits him on the bar to draw her first pint of the night and she takes his full yard gagging, but clearly likes a good head on her glass. She manages to get a finger in while he’s licking her clit, but her keening while he gets his tongue right into her develops into the most absurd monologue – talk about a garrulous barmaid – with a mouth like this, she’ll graduate to bossy milfs summa cum laude.