Team Squirt #3

A movie with a title like Team Squirt #3 sounds like it's going to be about a bunch of girls squirting together -- possibly to some end, like a crimefighting squirt squad, or a crew of girl spies who use their squirting powers to promote national security or something like that. Alas, there's no crimefighting -- these girls aren't using their powers for good...well, not for the good of the world, anyway. The guys they are with probably appreciate their efforts, and so will you, but that's about as far as it goes.

Scene 1: Kelly Wells, Jerry -- masturbation, blowjob, missionary, RCG, RCG anal, A2M Ass to Mouth, doggy anal, missionary anal

Kelly Wells' asshole has a gravitational field like Jupiter's -- any object that gets near it is more or less irresistibly drawn toward it, and only with the most careful planning and foresight could you even slingshot past, let alone avoid it. I love her --she's one of the noisiest and dirties girls around, and she seems like she can take pretty much any kind of punishment and come out the other end, smeared, makeup running, stretched and hoarse but unbowed. Jerry does his best to wear her down, but she puts on her usual great performance, taking it in ass and pussy, sometimes alternating, always talking dirty, until she finally takes a big facial. Kelly's not one of the traditional squirters, but her eruptions, while certainly less impressive than some of her colleagues, are entirely satisfactory, even if they come mostly at the beginning during her masturbation sequence

Scene 2: Missy Monroe, Jack Venice -- masturbation, blowjob, RCG, missionary, doggy, cowgirl, spoon

Missy Monroe is so cute that you feel extra dirty watching her. Her body, still sheathed in puppy fat after four years in porn, is still one of the best in porn, curvy, soft and natural but not saggy or droopy. I'm not sure when this scene was filmed -- Missy has gone through a few shapes and sizes and hair colors -- but it looks like an early one, before she toned up and got sophisticated. Jack Venice also does not look like he has been stoned for a year, which is another clue, however circumstantial. Missy's squirting talents are considerable, and she demonstrates them to the full.

Scene 3: Felony, Mark Ashley -- masturbation, blowjob, missionary, doggy, cowgirl, RCG

Felony's scene is almost a tutorial; she gets pretty academic about it, talking her way through the scene. She's really cute, but a little overly made-up, and her tits look a lot better before she takes them out of her lingerie -- they're fakes, and not so good (one suspects that originally her name was meant as a commentary on her age, but now it's closer to a joke about her boobs). She's appealingly personable, though, and the scene's a good one. She can squirt without making a huge deal out of it, without needing to be hammered flat, which is a refreshing change. She does get hammered flat, but that's beside the point -- so far she's the most impressive squirter, hosing down the camera and cameraman several times.

Scene 4: Avy Lee Roth, Christian XXX -- masturbation, pussy-eating, blowjob, missionary, doggy, RCG, sidesaddle

Spanish hottie Avy, who claims to be the offspring of David Lee Roth, puts on a good show. She's a tight little brunette with an unremarkable face, and she covers the floor with lady-spooge during her masturbation sequence. The fucking is good, too, partly because of Christian, who always seems to take good care of his women. He has taken flak for being in tranny and pegging videos, but he is one of the male performers that seem genuinely to enjoy women, and it always shows.

Scene 5: Jasmine Tame, Jerry -- masturbation, blowjob, doggy, RCG, missionary anal

Jasmine is a little red-headed Latina with a set of fake tits that would be nice if the scars from the enhancement weren't so nasty and livid. She has a languid manner and a cute face, and Jerry puts her through her pace. The squirting isn't as natural or as copious as it is from some of the other girls, but it's there.

Missy and Felony are the two most likely to make the squirt fan's day in this production, but nobody disappoints. Kelly and Missy are the two most dynamic performers, but all the scenes are pretty good; the sex is credible and shares the stage with the squirting, so even if you're not all that much of a squirt aficionado, there's still a lot of good footage to watch. If you're looking for a decent squirting video or a decent fucking video, this one won't let you down

A movie with a title like Team Squirt #3 sounds like it's going to be about a bunch of girls squirting together -- possibly to some end, like a crimefighting squirt squad, or a crew of girl spies who use their squirting powers to promote national security or something like that. Alas, there's no crimefighting -- these girls aren't using their powers for good...well, not for the good of the world, anyway.... Read the Full Review!