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Hustler's Barely Legal #69
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Hustler's Barely Legal #69
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These cuties are so sweet, so horny and so young! Check out girl-on-girl anal action featuring a mouth watering sixty-nine in every scene. DVD Features: - Animated Chapter Index
- Behind The Scenes
- Photo Slide Show
- Digitally Mastered
- Playable Worldwide
- Preview Trailers
PRODUCERS OF THE TITLE ASSERT ALL MODELS ARE OVER 18
Runtime (Stream, Download): 83 minutes
Series: Hustler's BARELY LEGAL
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The Barely Legal formula has proved out over the last eight years to be an unqualified winner; five scenes, hot new girls, clean sets and minimal vignette treatment has spawned both imitators and spinoffs, and it’s the rare iteration of the franchise that doesn’t feature at least one girl who has gone on to some measure of fame as a fan favorite. Belladonna, Cheyenne Silver, and Gauge all appeared in volumes of BL on their way up the ladder, and part of the fun of watching is guessing at which of the girls is going on to fame and fortune. Since the untimely passing of Clive McLean, the original director whose brainchild Barely Legal was in the first place, the franchise has lost a little, but only a little, of its step-ahead cachet. The girls are still young and hot, and the scenes are still clean, well-lit and well-shot, but the movies are just a tiny bit less glossy, which is not necessarily a bad thing. If the Barely Legal oeuvre ever had a failing, it was that the scenes tended just a little toward a clean sterility, a wholesomeness to the filth that smacked just a little of the assembly-line, that tasted just a little calculated. Andre Madness’ hand on the tiller has added some welcome dirt to the franchise.
[Jana Foxy] and [April Aubrey] are a pair of pert blondes who meet while out walking their dogs. April is the one with a slightly broader face, and Jana is the one with (I think) slightly bigger areolae (April’s are tiny). Jana, at least according to the script, is the one making the moves, setting up a picnic and pushing the action. April is tired of guys, and is therefore ripe for the plucking; Jana doesn’t stint with her plucking, wasting no time in getting down to business. The second they touch, a throbbing electrobass pumps up, almost cartoony in it porniness, and the two start playing. Refreshingly, April does not have a shaved pussy, which might mean she really is barely legal. She does, however, know her way around a pussy, suspiciously so for a girl who claims never to have been with a woman before. I’d like to see some display of inexperience, but I am a purist, I suppose. I can’t take Battlestar Galactica seriously, either. The two go down on each other, and then 69, and the scene ends with them still quivering.
[Rebecca Linares] has a temp job as a receptionist, but she’s really bored, so she passes the time by showing her panties to the customers. There isn’t exactly a flood of complaints, but people around the office are asking questions, and [Lee Stone], who appears to be her boss, takes her into the conference room to discuss her behavior. “Discussing”, in this context, means “encouraging”, in the sense that after a brief recitation of her deeds and whether they do things that way in Spain, he figures he might as well just have sex with her, and they get down to it. What else, really, could he do? Business is up. They trade oral favors – and Rebecca sounds ever so grateful for what she gets – and then get into a standing 69. Rebecca has a fine little body, on display during the 69 and moments later when Lee fucks her in RCG. She doesn’t look any worse in the ensuing missionary or anal mish, although there are a couple of moments where her hips appear to be so much wider than her waist that she looks like a caricature. A hot one, though. After some more standing anal, she gets down to her knees to take the pop on her face.
[Misty Stone]’s scene has even less setup than either of the previous two; she’s working late in a warehouse and [Derrick Pierce] comes in, announces he like her, and they’re off to the races. A little making out, and they’re in a 69. Misty is a slender, almost fair-skinned black girl with tiny breasts and an appealing pair of glasses. After the 69, she starts riding Derrick in RCG and then cowgirl, finally switching to doggy for the rest of the way. She finishes up on her knees, taking the respectable pop on her face and in her mouth. Although Misty is cute, particularly when she’s wearing her glasses, this is so far the weakest scene.
[Renae Cruz] is n a stepladder painting a Virgin Mary-esque tribute to her grandmother on a neighborhood wall when [Jeremy Holmes] comes by to tell her how much he likes her painting. She immediately spills paint on his pants, tries vainly to brush it off with her hand, and it’s “Let’s get these wet clothes off you” all the way to the blowjob. Once in her studio, she convinces him to strip down and she apologizes further by sucking his cock. Considering the amount of paint she got on him, a handjob probably would have done, but she is a free spirit with a generous nature, and a blowjob it is. Renae is a little Latina with a nice boob-job, and she seems to enjoy the dick; whatever failings the last scene may have had are no longer in evidence; both her body and her attitude are commendable. They 69 and fuck in spoon, RCG and doggie before he pulls out and donates a load, as usual for BL, on her face.
[Tommie Ryden], a slightly built brunette, is just finishing up on waiting table at an outdoor cafe, when she starts flirting with [Johnny Castle], a customer who is staying late to pay court to her. He asks her out for dessert, but she says she’s 18 and has finals to study for, so she can’t afford the time. It turns out that she can’t spend the time to go out, but staying right there on the couch and having sex won’t take too long. There’s a little bit of fondling, and before you know it (it would appear to be the Madness pattern), they’re in a 69. After the meal, they exercise, with her in cowgirl, spoon and RCG before he drops his seed, predictably, on her face.
Barely Legal, no matter who directs it, always follows a formula. In Madness’s case, it appears to be: makeout, 69, two or three positions, facial. If that’s what you like, the Barely Legal line is right up your alley. It’s always clean, the actors are always young and attractive, and you’ll never buy a Barely Legal disc and find surprises.
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The Barely Legal formula has proved out over the last eight years to be an unqualified winner; five scenes, hot new girls, clean sets and minimal vignette treatment has spawned both imitators and spinoffs, and it’s the rare iteration of the franchise that doesn’t feature at least one girl who has gone on to some measure of fame as a fan favorite. Belladonna, Cheyenne Silver, and Gauge all appeared in volumes of BL on their way up the ladder, and part of the fun of watching is guessing at which of the girls is going on to fame and fortune. Since the untimely passing of Clive McLean, the original director whose brainchild Barely Legal was in the first place, the franchise has lost a little, but only a little, of its step-ahead cachet....
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