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I'm Not A Lesbian But My Girlfriend Is Favorite
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I'm not sure who the non-Lesbian is July 27, 2009
If the title is to be believed, this is about lesbians coming on to their willing girlfriends, or at least a pleasantly surprised stranger partner. Only about a third of the scenes fit this description: scenes 1, 3, 9, and 15.
Scene 3 reminds me of an average vignette from Swedish Erotica.
Scene 1 is well shot, has some nice bodies, action, and chemistry. Not a scorcher, but not bad.
Scene 9 is really the standout of the group. Ava Vincent paired with April is just fantastic. They both have real enthusiasm for their work individually; they fall a bit short here, but with their looks I didn't mind at all. Toss in Raylene midway through, and no matter how the camera jumped around I was happy with the view.
Scene 15 is a scene with Haley Paige. I am a fan of her work, but this is a sleeper. A nice set-up of a curious girl wanting to do her roommate. After that, it barely rises to a simmer.
Scene 2 is a scene with Kylie Ireland, who is really into the sex, but her role doesn't let her really cut loose; apparently she is the more vanilla girl of the two. Scenes like this make me wish the director had cast the stars differently. The lighting used an annoying pink light maybe to make it seem more girly?
Scene 4 is two lesbians who are in this scene for some reason, but nothing you can reason out. I like Sunrise Adams, and she doesn't disappoint with this scene. Her partner is good too, and easy on the eyes. They alternate back and forth incorporating toys into their play, but disappointingly finish off by masturbating while looking at each other... eh?!
Scene 6 is a real scorcher, and is included in other compilations. Johnni Black, a real dynamo, and Janine, another force to be reckoned with, deliver the goods in a scene shot in the back of a pickup in a garage to remind you one of them is a mechanic. No matter, there is enough fire between them to make you ignore the bland environment, with Johnni using the props to do some sexual gymnastics at the end.
Scene 8 is here to give some Asian flavor, but falls way short. Picking up in the middle of the action, so no set-up, it is also too short and there is no switching away from the first girl. Neither do we see much of here face for reaction, and when they do she doesn't emote much, but she sure gets wet. It's a lot of ultra close-up shots of the girl's vag, which made me wonder if she had any other nice parts.
Scene 10. Yeah. Shot like an acid induced dream sequence... in slow motion. I fast forwarded through it.
Scene 11. It starts horribly on the top of a set of stairs with a light blocked by a rotating fan which is incredibly annoying. No decent angles because of the lack of good lighting and confined space. Bad move. It moves to a bedroom, where the light is only marginally better, but to hold the good light they can't move around at all. The brunette gets licked for a while. The only switch up is the brunette going down on a strap on, which she then gets fucked with. After that she rolls over and goes to sleep, leaving the blonde to shake her head and walk away.
Scene 12. Yeah again. I know in general Black porn used to lag about 10 years behind in terms of quality, but this scene is straight out of the 70's in quality, badly at that.
Scene 13. If I could have known to fast forward past the voice over intro to this scene, I would have happily given it a higher rating, but it ruined me. My suggestion is to lower the volume until the action heats up and enjoy the beauty of the girls. Nothing stellar, but not bad by a long shot.
Scene 14. Briana Banks... and a girl who is made to look very much like Jenna. Studios have to do what they have to do. On that note, if it had been a twosome with those two actresses, it might have been a really nice time. In pops a third girl and halts the chemistry and moving right along to the sex. It reminded me of a scene from a movie 2 decades ago with sex in an office foyer on a couch, but this scene isn't as good; and I kept wondering why there is a couch in an ice cream freezer..
Scene 16. Someone's attempt to please everyone, and pleasing no one in the process. A fetish theme throughout. One is in a corset, the other in vinyl, on a rug over a straw bale. Neither of the girls is in her element... literally and figuratively.
Lastly we have scene 18. Shot in the style of Vanderhyden, it's two brides on a rotating couch. For all I know maybe it's from an actual movie, but I doubt it. It really has no place here, and after so many bad scenes by this point you may feel like calling it a day at this point.
Some good scenes here and there... enough to warrant popping for the stream to own. Just be selective in your viewing.