Tim Von Swine's Pork BBQ

Tim Von Swine is throwing a party, and lots of porn stars are invited. As is usual with these things, it's like one long behind-the-scenes video, even though there's more BTS footage in the DVD extras.

Scene 1: Chelsie Rae, Emily Evermoore, Savannah Stern, Brad Baldwin, Marcos Leon, Mike Hash, Tone Capone, Sascha, Mark Furious, Mark Shy
Pork BBQ starts off with the participants milling around, having some food, Georgia Peach deep-throating a sausage, lots of jokes about hot dogs and meeting each other, but evolves quickly into a blow-bang with Savannah Stern taking the lion's share of the dick. She's surrounded by cock about as quickly as you'd expect, and since there are seven guys and only one of her, she's joined first by Emily Evermoore and then Chelsie Rae, who help out with the hovering duties. It ends, as blow bangs will, with come flying everywhere and lots of gooey faces, but everybody's just getting started.

Scene 2: Joey Valentine, Emily Evermoore, Sascha
Emily and Sascha are joined by Joey Valentine while flirting on the patio, and they all move into the house for a two-blonde threesome that covers all the bases, position-wise. There's no anal, but otherwise the girls put Sascha through his paces until he provides them with a facial.

Scene 3: Georgia Peach, Savannah Stern, Tee Reel, Marcos Leon
Next up, a few of the partygoers are out on the lawn playing what would be a game of strip Frisbee if anyone were playing Frisbee. It doesn't take long before the whole concept of Frisbee is abandoned and Georgia Peach drops to her knees to blow Tee Reel, Savannah goes down on Marcos Leon, and a couple of other girls take their tops off just because. There's a lot of desultory foolery with squirt guns, but the playfulness seems a little forced; they get to the sex without wasting a lot of time. The four principals move into the house to finish up the foursome, observed by the rest of the crowd. Georgia takes it in the ass from both guys, Savannah takes both loads on her face, and Georgia happily licks her clean.

Scene 4: Chelsie Rae, Mark Shy, Steve Taylor
Meanwhile, Von Swine is looking for one of the guys who is supposed to be helping him with something, but it turns out he's upstairs fucking Chelsie Rae. Mark Shy and Steve Taylor are giving her the business, and she takes dicks in both ends (top and bottom) as well as getting pounded in both holes (front and back). She handles them admirably both singly and together in a DP, eventually taking both loads on her face.

Scene 5: Nakia Ty, Brad Baldwin, Mark Furious, Tone Capone
Nakia's a new girl who somehow sneaked into the BBQ, and we find Tee Reel fucking her outside. The camera stays on that for a little while, but he pulls out and the scene resumes later upstairs, where she pays the entry fee by getting on her knees and blowing first Tone Capone and then two other guys. Nakia's really bad at giving head, and she chokes a lot - not in the professional way where a girl makes that glonk-glonk noise that Aurora Snow popularized, but in the way where they have to fade out so she can go puke for a while. She eventually takes three loads on the face, one after the other, wincing and flinching in the movie's one true amateur moment.

Scene 6: Allie Ray, Kyle Stone, Sean Michael
The barbecue ends, but Tim's still got some food left over, so he invites a couple of buddies over to help him finish it off. Allie Ray delivers the meat, but as soon as she arrives, Sean and Kyle forget all about eating and take out their own meat (I swear, that's the very least of the meat jokes in this scene - Allie Ray can't get a sentence out without mentioning meat). Both guys fuck her pussy in a variety of positions and then shoot on her face, occasioning a merciful change from jokes about meat to jokes about sauce.

DVD extras include a bonus blowjob in which Georgia Peach gives head to Mike Hash until he and another guy come on a plate of chips, and then he makes her eat them. Well, he doesn't make her - she's all for it, so it's not like she's forced. It's his fantasy, though, and she goes for it happily. Tone Capone says he thinks that's "some new millennium type shit."

The horizons of Shane's World swelled to include pretty much the entire Western Hemisphere, and now they've shrunk again so they encompass just one backyard. That in itself is neither a good thing nor a bad thing - Pork BBQ retains the sense of spontaneity and fun that informs the best of the Shane's World movies, so it's not like it doesn't fit in, but what it doesn't have is a gimmick - some common thing that makes it really special: a trip to a water park, a raft ride, a resort, a college campus, whatever. In other words, it has mirth and gaiety and hot chicks, but it lacks scope. Also, most importantly for a Shane's World production, in my view, it lacks amateurs. The best Shane's World movies always have some giddy frat guy, a drunk girl who's willing to go that extra step on video, or some fan who's been invited to play with the stars, and they're the ones that really make Shane's World go 'round for me. With the exception of Nakia Ty, who hasn't learned in two years of porn to take a cock in her mouth without gagging for real, all the performers in Pork BBQ are undeniably pros, and while the moments of occasional clunky awkwardness are thus expunged, I miss them.   Collapse.

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