Teradise Island - Anal Fever

If you liked the combination of Tera Patrick and the South Seas before, Teradise Island will be right up your alley. With more girls, more sex, and more graphic detail, Tera's new all-sex feature brings you everything you got before and more. Co-starring Lucy Lee, Britney Skye and Alexis Amore for cast as multiethnic as Tera herself, Teradise Island offers up a visual feast as well as a (sort of) new angle on the lovely Miss Patrick. "Enter the Forbidden Passage," it says on the box, and we're not talking about the reef-strewn channel to Skull Island. No, it's Tera's asshole that's on the table here -- a passage which has been forbidden since Anthony Crane sailed a schooner up it in 2000's Caribbean Undercover. Well, they didn't say it was the Untravelled Passage, I guess.

Scene 1. Lucy Lee, Tera Patrick
Lucy Lee, a trim Korean girl who gets hotter all the time, is paired with Tera in this waterfall-adorned scene. Tera starts off undressing her and reveals a set of great tits, then lets Lucy loose on her own mams. Boob job or not, Tera's tits move nicely; it's good to see them unfettered by slow motion. Lucy dives in and eats her pussy with relish as Tera moans and says bad words (Fuck yeah!). Lucy gets four fingers in there and really works her over, then makes Tera taste the fingers. Tera likes the taste so much that she decides to head downstairs to get it from the source, and she does what she can. She is, and I say this with all the respect due to a superstar of her magnitude, not very good at eating pussy, and she moves on to some fingering as Lucy bends. Her tongue flutters delicately over Lucy's asshole a couple of times, but that is the only way in which this scene can be described as anal. The two finish up with some sensual kissing.

Scene 2. Spyder Jonez, Tera Patrick
The music for this scene is, appropriately, bass-heavy. OK, so here it comes, the vaunted and much-ballyhooed first anal scene. Tera frolics in the water for a little, showing off that bod, and then we are treated to Spyder Jonez, her real-life husband. He goes down on her and seems to be dedicated to the work, as Tera squeals realistically in response. He gets hold of her hair and pulls her down to his cock, on which she slobbers liberally. She blows him, sucks his balls, and then gets on hands and knees for him to fuck her in doggy. While she's there, she keeps flipping her hair off her shoulders and he keeps flipping it back -- it's hard to tell what's going on here, except there seems to be some tension. She turns over so he can fuck her in missionary, and he rams her a few times before pulling out, and here comes the big moment (24:25 on the clock, if you want to just go right to it). For once, she seems to have an excuse for that look on her face as he slides in. He pumps a few times and pulls out for some ATM, then goes in again. You can hear him calling her a dirty fucking bitch, which you would not think she'd stand for; you can hear her whining "Easy, EASY!" She pulls him out and goes down on him again, then climbs on to ride him in reverse cowgirl, again in her ass. She seems to have a better time of it when she's on top, and she rides him until she comes, then kneels in front of him to take a respectable popshot on the face.

Scene 3. Alexis Amore, Tommy Gunn
There's really not much preamble to this scene at all, just Tommy Gunn fucking Alexis Amore's mouth right at the beginning on the edge of a cliff. He fingers her pussy and they 69, and she seems to enjoy it, leaving off sucking a couple of times to revel in his attentions. He lies back and she sits astride him for an RCG ride on a lush hillside, stopping in the middle for some P2M and resuming quickly. They switch to spoon and he buries his cock in her ass, then continues the anal while lowering her onto him and supporting her entirely with his arms. He fucks her ass in doggy and pops in her mouth. During the fucking, she keeps up a steady stream of what one must assume are endearments and encouraging words in Spanish, and although he doesn't reply, concentrating ferociously on his work, it seems like they have some heat between them.

Scene 4. Brittney Skye, Kris Knight
Kris is chin-deep in Brittney's quim and going to town at the beginning of this scene, and she's happy to return the attention, sucking his cock briefly before climbing on to ride him in reverse cowgirl. Brittney is, in the proper light, the perfect California girl, with a great body and that mane of blonde hair, and this is good light for her. After the RCG, they go straight to the anal, Knight fucking her ass in missionary and then more RCG. She makes a lot of good noises and rides him for a long time -- long enough that by the time they cut to the popshot, the sun has gone down. Now that's what I call good lovin'!

Scene 5. Alexis Amore, Spyder Jonez, Tera Patrick
Having had a break for two scenes, Tera's back on the prowl, this time with crashing waves in the background instead of the peaceful lagoon setting she shared with Spyder earlier. He's there with her, though, and the two of them and Alexis romp in the surf until it's time for some fucking. They strip Tera down and the girls play with each others' tits while Spyder gets his dick out, and then they both get busy on his bone. There's a shot where you see him standing with his arms raised above his head and an expression of pure heavy-metal rapture on his face, as though he is saying "Look upon my johnson, ye mighty, and despair!" On the one hand, yeah, I get it. I might too, but the camera not only lingers on it but zooms in and repeats the shot a couple of times, and the whole thing feels kind of staged. The girls continue to suck him until Tera goes down on Alexis, and then they switch up so Spyder is fucking Tera in missionary while Alexis looks on. Tera rides him in RCG while Alexis plays with her clit, and then they switch so Tera can straddle him in cowgirl while Alexis sits on his face, then Alexis goes back to watch the conjunction and spit on Tera's asshole so Spyder can work a finger into it for a second, following which he stands up and has them kneel in front of him so he can shoot on their upturned faces.

Scene 6. Nikki Benz, Tera Patrick
Nikki and Tera put on a good show, undressing each other slowly and lovingly. After a long double strip, Tera goes down on Nikki eagerly, then gets down on all fours so Nikki can get a taste of her own, going down on the brunette from behind. They 69, Nikki fucks the standing Tera with a really pretty glass dildo, and then Tera turns the tables and uses the toy on Nikki, working it around the girl's ass and pussy and licking it off. The scene ends with the two making out.

The scenery's great, the girls are really hot, and the cinematography is gorgeous, but the only way this can legitimately be called an all-anal movie is to admit that all the participants have anuses and leave it at that. Whatever heat there may be between Tera and Spyder isn't really on view here, but the truth is that with Tera in the scene, you can do without heat. You're picking this one up to see the most beautiful woman in porn take it in the ass, and that's exactly what you'll see. Tera's sheer beauty comes across no matter what she's doing, and the other players all give good performances. This isn't Tera's first trip to the islands, but it does rise above the others in that there is sound this time, so you can hear the porn stars fucking, and in that the use of slow-motion is mercifully sparing. Tera's an object of reverence, but it's nice to be able to see real action instead of that relentless slow-mo. So overall, is it worth it? If you're a Tera Patrick fan, yes. As advertised, she does anal, but don't expect the second coming of Mila or anything. In keeping with the Tera tradition, it's pretty restrained, but it's definitely anal, and that's what you wanted, isn't it?   Collapse.

If you liked the combination of Tera Patrick and the South Seas before, Teradise Island will be right up your alley. With more girls, more sex, and more graphic detail, Tera's new all-sex feature brings you everything you got before and more. Co-starring Lucy Lee, Britney Skye and Alexis Amore for cast as multiethnic as Tera herself, Teradise Island offers up a visual feast as well as a (sort of) new angle on the lovely Miss Patrick. "Enter the Forbidden Passage," it says on the box, and we're not talking about the reef-strewn channel to Skull Island. No, it's Tera's asshole that's on the table here -- a passage which has been forbidden since Anthony Crane sailed a schooner up it in 2000's Caribbean Undercover. Well, they didn't say it was the Untravelled Passage, I guess. ... Read the Full Review!