Mike John's Racial Tension

The Only Way To Ease Racial Tension Is A Cum-Soaked Riot! At least that's what it says on the front of the box for Mike John's Racial Tension. I'm not sure if that's true, but wouldn't that be great? If only a good jizz-soaking were really the cure for racial unrest. If everybody got along as well as the whites and the blacks in this movie, I'm pretty sure the National Guard would be dropped into Atlanta sporting firehoses loaded with spunk. Or they'd just deploy Peter North and Rodney Moore.

Scene 1: Naomi, Mr. Marcus, Tee Reel
Marcus and Tee Reel have Naomi out by the pool, and after some plot about Sean Michaels, who apparently is refusing to pay his black dues, Tee and Marcus set to work on Naomi. They inspect her and undress her, feeding her cock and penetrating her from both ends (top and bottom, not front and back) until she can't take any more sun. They move inside, with Mr. Marcus comically fucking her as they walk, and get back to business on the bed. Naomi has a dick in her pretty much all the time, usually one in her mouth and the other in either her pussy or her ass, although toward the end she's taking the DP handily in cowgirl and RCG, and they both pull out to shoot on her face as she kneels between them; she scoops up their jizz and swallows as much as she can gather.

Scene 2: Naomi, black posse
After they've had their fun, Tee and Marcus collect a posse of brothers to go shake Sean down, but they want to get compensated for their efforts in advance, so Marcus brings Naomi, who's still game, out to focus them on the task at hand. She starts by lapdancing for them, and they take full advantage of her willingness to serve. With four cocks to take care of, Naomi gets to work, kneeling to blow them enthusiastically. Sometimes she's sucking, sometimes she's just having her mouth fucked, sometimes it's a little of both, but the scene ends up being a four-guy blowbang, with Naomi taking all four of their money shots on her face..

Scene 3: Mysti May, Sean Michaels
Meanwhile, a title card tells us, Sean Michaels is about to bang the maid, in the person of pert blonde Mysti May. She starts by cleaning his penis, which is apparently dirty, gagging on it but trying gamely. She gets about half of it in her mouth, choking and belching, and then climbs on to see how much of it she can cram into her pussy (about four-fifths, it turns out). He fucks her in missionary while she writhes deliriously and then takes her from behind, but it's in RCG that she really shines, working her hips and grinding on his cock. He puts her back in missionary and then pulls out to shoot on her face. She laps up the one drop that made it past her onto the carpet the first time.

Scene 4: Mysti May, black posse
The posse is on their way over to Sean's house, and he proposes to settle the debt by giving Mysti May the maid to them for their pleasure. They decide that more head is just as good as money, and proceed to take their grievance out on Mysti's mouth. The deal looks good from all angles, as does Mysti, who's in for more gagging but doesn't appear to mind. While she's sucking, she says, among other things, "Aloot", "Pflflflflfth," "Pfooach," and "Oh, fuck yeah!" It turns out she's in for more than just a blowbang, as she ends up riding one cock and sucking two more, eventually taking one load on her face and drinking two more from a glass dish.

Scene 5: Marie Luv, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, James Deen
Meanwhile, Tim Von Swine has apparently made the mistake of shooting Sean's sister in a blowbang, which Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan agree is Wrong. Von Swine witnesses an argument between Sean and Marie (she wants to do porn to help him out and he says no way) and swoops in to take advantage of her naïveté, filming her teasing and stripping for a while before finding out that she's not naïve at all. She is, in fact, a consummate trollop, and before long she's got a platoon of young horny white gentlemen rotating through the bedroom penetrating one or another of her holes, and sometimes more than one. Aside from plentiful cocksucking, she gets a couple of different kinds of DP (different positions, that is) before taking the first three loads in her mouth. You'll notice I said the first three. That's because as soon as she's done...

Scene 6: Marie Luv, white posse
Von Swine promises Marie a contract, jewelry, a pony, whatever she wants if she can handle four more dicks, which it turns out she can do with no difficulty. She puts on a show that rivals Mysti May's for noise and burping - eructation may be the logical next step beyond gagging - moaning nonstop and slobbering like it was going out of style before taking the next - and final - four loads in her mouth. Well, mostly in her nose; hilariously, somebody manages, with merciless accuracy, to place one shot in each of her nostrils, leaving her looking like a well-developed eight-year old with a cold and no Kleenex. They all promise that nobody will ever tell Sean, but before anyone can make good on it, Sean comes home and scares off Von Swine, who drops his wallet and runs. Sean gets the address from Tim's wallet and calls up some friends to exact his revenge.

Scene 7: Kaci Star, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Tee Reel
When Sean shows up at 1325 Mockingbird Lane, Kaci pulls him in the door like she's got tentacles. She's been masturbating, you see, and dreaming of black cock, and, well, he's got one. She jumps him unhesitatingly, pulling out his cock and sucking on it as though she were running out of time. She climbs on to ride him in RCG, and it turns out she is out of time, because as he's fucking her in missionary, Marcus and Tee show up to help and she doesn't have the time to give him the kind of personal attention for which she should be renowned. Instead, she gets fucked in doggy and missionary before attention is directed to her ass, at which time she gets fucked in the ass in missionary and doggy. Then it's time for a DP, and finally for three loads in her mouth. Finally - finally! - Sean is square with Marcus and Tee. Whew!

Scene 8: Kaci Star, black posse
Marcus calls up the first posse to make sure they collected the money from Sean in the first place (they didn't - remember, they had sex with Mysti May instead) and invites them over to help slake Kaci's insatiable lust for come. She's glad to see them, and shows her appreciation by giving each and every one of them a nice blowjob. Marcus, Tee and Sean just piques her appetite, and she does everything she can to coax loads out of them all. You would think they'd be tired by now, having done as much coming as they've done on this unusual day, but they still manage to donate a few squirts apiece to the cause. She burps too, and thanks everyone for coming.

Scene 9: Gianna, Brian Pumper, Sledge Hammer
Sean is crowing about his immoral victory over the execrable Von Swine, having sent photographs of his crew splattering the director's girlfriend, but he decides he needs to get his mind off business. So he watches some porn, a tape of the wondrously endowed Gianna, the second Coming of Christy Canyon. She's fondling herself by a pool, and putting on a hell of a show. She moves into the house, where she's joined by Brian Pumper, who smacks her ass a little, goes down on her, fingers her and pulls out his cock to fuck her in missionary, more or less. The camera keeps her magnificent rack in the forefront most of the time, but gives plenty of attention to her face, too. Brian fucks her pussy, her mouth and her tits until she stalks off to the bedroom. He follows her to where a guy who looks a lot like George Foreman but most likely isn't is waiting, he has a cock that matches her tits for size, and she wraps her endowment around his and commences to bounce. He bends her over and pounds her from behind, which she appears to like, until Pumper arrives to take her by the hand and lead her off to another room, where they proceed to double-team her. She never takes a DP, but she does end up getting a double facial.

The Big Denouement!
Tim Von Swine comes home to find the pictures of his girlfriend getting boned by half of the Congo, and vows revenge on Sean. Mike John reveals to Jules Jordan and Erik Everhard that he's shooting a scene with Sean, and the various posses converge for the big finale.

Scene 10: Sierra Sinn, every guy in porn.
Sean's supposed to be shooting a scene with Sierra, but he blows his load too soon, and has to take a break. The lighting guy, played by Kyle Stone, calls Von Swine to tell him Sean's whereabouts, and Mike John shoots some tease with Sierra while they wait for Sean to recover, which he does fairly quickly. He goes down on her, she goes down on him, she climbs on to ride him in cowgirl and RCG, then takes him in her ass in missionary, suffers some A2M, rides him in anal RCG, bends over for some anal doggy, does more A2M, and takes his load in her mouth, gargling his come, at which point the scene begins. At this point, all the black guys and all the white guys show up, Sean distracts them with Sierra Sinn's admittedly distracting charms and skips out, and the final gang-bang begins. Suffice it to say that there's lots of fucking, with Sierra at the middle of it all. She does pretty much everything a girl can legally do when she's surrounded by that much dick, and ends up satisfying everybody and taking a dozen or so loads on her face.

I loved this movie. It seemed like one of those old Rat Pack movies where everybody was having a lot of fun making it, with all kinds of in-jokes. It was goofy, with a lot of directors and stars making guest appearances, and had just enough plot to keep me laughing but not enough to bore me. Loved the camaraderie of all the guys in the porn world, loved the girls, loved the movie. That's all you need to know. Buy it right away.   Collapse.

The Only Way To Ease Racial Tension Is A Cum-Soaked Riot! At least that's what it says on the front of the box for Mike John's Racial Tension. I'm not sure if that's true, but wouldn't that be great? If only a good jizz-soaking were really the cure for racial unrest. If everybody got along as well as the whites and the blacks in this movie, I'm pretty sure the National Guard would be dropped into Atlanta sporting firehoses loaded with spunk. Or they'd just deploy Peter North and Rodney Moore.... Read the Full Review!