Crowd Pleaser's

According to the cover copy, it takes a certain kind of girl to please a crowd, and seven of those girls have come together to take a total of eighteen loads on their pretty faces. Crowd Pleasers sounds like it's going to have much bigger crowds than it does, and the crowd aspect is kind of muted by the fact that there are multiple girls in two of the three scenes. Except for Sindee Jennings taking ten loads (and that’s in at least three different shots, with no more than two at a time) there's nary a time when any girl has more than two dicks to deal with. Still, if three's a crowd, then four must be more than a crowd, and if you're willing to accept that, then you won't have anything to complain about with this movie.

Scene 1: Allie Ray, Denise K., Crystal Clear
The first scene in Crowd Pleasers starts out with a thumping rhythm bass line reminiscent of a Parliament opening riff accompanied by the sound of a cheering crowd, but it's gone after only a minute or so. Three girls are vamping around on the floor, saying they're crowd pleasers. Allie Ray is a saucy redhead with firm little tits, Denise K. is a blonde with a bigger chest and, rounding out the color scheme, Crystal Clear is a raven-haired brunette with what looks like flawless and astoundingly pale skin. The three girls are confronted right off by four men wielding a rainbow of dildos (the guys in this scene - and the rest of them - are pretty much anonymous. You see Kyle Stone's face and you can recognize Randy Spears' distinctive voice, but for the most part, unless you're some kind of insanely attentive cockspotter, the guys are anonymous). The dildos are abandoned pretty much immediately, with real cocks taking their places, and the fucking begins immediately. There's so much action going on that it's impossible to describe it with any kind of organization, but there' never a moment when some tight young hottie isn't getting fucked or sucking a dick. The three-girl, four-boy shoot all takes place in about a ten-foot circle, so you can always hear the action offscreen; more often, you can see what's going on in the periphery even when the camera is focused on one couple, or trio. Because they all have different hair color, the girls are easy to distinguish, but there's not much to choose between them. Crystal Clear, the brunette, gives the most exciting performance and is usually the one with two guys pounding her - she appears to like the extra dick - followed by Allie Ray, who's the noisiest. Denise has the biggest tits, but is otherwise kind of a generic porn blonde, young, hot and noisy. The finale is an assembly line business where three guys each fuck Crystal until they're ready to pop and then pull out to shoot on Denise's face. The fourth guy leaves his load inside Allie Ray, and the crowd of guys assembles to tell us that they have, indeed been pleased.

Scene 2: Sindee Jennings
Sindee, a trim brunette, is on her own in the second scene; allegedly nineteen, she puts on a show of being a very dirty girl. She's in a porn movie, so she has some credibility there, but her wide-eyed, heavy-breathing seductress act is a little forced. It turns out she is a dirty girl, though, taking on four guys at once, with one in her pussy, one in her mouth, and two keeping her hands busy. She says at the beginning of the scene that she's not going to take it in the ass this time, so she's not the dirtiest girl ever, but she does keep all four guys occupied. Most of the time. There are occasions when all four aren't in the picture, but presumably they're just off in the wings awaiting an open hole, since she's only making two available (although one of the guys does get a finger up there while she's riding him in cowgirl). Again, the action is so comprehensive and goes on so long that there's no point in trying to describe it all, but all the usual positions are covered, and a few that aren't so usual - it's rare to see a girl sucking dick while she's getting a piledriver fucking, but she does it, and after pleasing the crowd until they all fill up her mouth - a quadripartite load she swallows with a some difficulty - they boys pick her up and carry her off to what they say is going to be another waiting crowd.

Scene 3: Charlotte Stokely, Chelsie Rae, Adrianna Nicole
Adrianna Nicole is the prize in scene three, or at least I think so. She's 25, compared to Charlotte's 19 and Chelsie's 21, but she has a great, sultry voice and a wanton look to her, as well as a ripe body with big natural tits and a few tattoos that make you think she's probably done time in the bitch seat of a Firebird, and maybe some time bent over the hood of one too. She's wearing a set of what look like orange satin chaps, and she starts off the scene by sliding a thick red dildo into her ass. The other girls come in, Charlotte in yellow latex and Chelsie in orange, and all three are blondes, so this is a very colorful scene, like a porn rainbow sherbet cone - and they too jump on their assigned toys. The three of them all use their toys on themselves until the crowd comes in. At first the crowd is represented by one man, and the girls go crazy sucking him, with Adrianna taking him deep and the other girls not getting much farther than the head. The oral continues until all four head out to another room, where at least three more guys show up - it's hard to tell how many guys are in these scenes at any given time - and then the party really starts. Charlotte is hot in the blonde-high-school-swimmer way that's so popular in gonzo, but Adrienne has a more seasoned attitude and she's sexier (except for a weird crater-like wound on her ass that shows up sometimes), while Chelsie is another generic blonde - cute but unremarkable. Adrianne takes more than one DP, while Charlotte and Chelsie settle for one at a time, which makes Adrianne the only one in the scene to give up the ass to the crowd. Charlotte takes the pops this time, with the boys pulling out of Adrianne and Chelsie to shoot in her mouth. The other girls help her clean up and then everyone gathers around to tender their satisfaction - the crowd is pleased!

(If you've been counting, you will have gotten to twelve loads and said "Hey, wait a minute!", because an astute observer will remember that the box cover promised eighteen. However, an astute observer will also remember that when Sindee Jennings finished up her scene, she was hauled off by the boys, who were promising her another crowd. If you put those two things together, you won't be surprised to end up at a bonus scene in the DVD extras section entitled bonus core, in which Sindee takes six more loads; the scene is disjointed and not as cohesive as the others - it appears that the popshots were filmed at separate times instead of close together - but it does bring the total up to the promised eighteen.)

Crowd Pleasers delivers undeniably good sex, but the crowd aspect of the matter is a little thin. Especially these days, four does not really constitute a crowd in porn. Even if you accept that the other girls are part of the crowd, it's still debatable, because at no time do the girls please each other. This is a very straightforward DVD, with no anal (except for that perpetrated on the trashy but oh-so-sexy Adrianna), no girl/girl, and no really extreme sex, unless you count one creampie. Director Tim Von Swine says at one point that he's trying to bring back the great orgy days of the seventies, but he's missed them by about an order of magnitude.If you remember the scenes at the ends of Pretty Peaches, or in the middle of Taboo, you will agree that he has a ways to go before he reaches those Olympian heights, but he has produced a decent small orgy movie.   Collapse.

According to the cover copy, it takes a certain kind of girl to please a crowd, and seven of those girls have come together to take a total of eighteen loads on their pretty faces. Crowd Pleasers sounds like it's going to have much bigger crowds than it does, and the crowd aspect is kind of muted by the fact that there are multiple girls in two of the three scenes. Except for Sindee Jennings taking ten loads (and that’s in at least three different shots, with no more than two at a time) there's nary a time when any girl has more than two dicks to deal with. Still, if three's a crowd, then four must be more than a crowd, and if you're willing to accept that, then you won't have anything to complain about with this movie.... Read the Full Review!