Desperate (Teravision)

Tera Firma: Tera Patrick stars in "Desperate."

Eurasian porn princess Tera Patrick stars in Desperate, her latest Vivid vehicle written and directed by Paul Thomas. Co-starring her real-life husband Spyder Jonez along with Monique Alexander, Shy Love, Syvette Wimberly, Brooke Haven (uncredited), Trent Tesoro, Trent Soluri and hard-as-rock muscle stud Tommy Gunn, it’s one of Tera’s better outings for Vivid -- especially when you get to feast your eyes on some no-condom sex involving one of adult entertainment’s biggest stars (Vivid recently went condom-optional).

The opening café scene introduces Tera as the naïve suburbanite who may or may not have dreams of stardom. She can’t take her eyes off an annoyed, street-tough Spyder, who’s in no mood to field Tera’s questions about what he does for a living. He bails, and the scene suddenly shifts to a hotel-room four-way.

Here’s the clever setup: a stable of prostitutes turns tricks with unsuspecting johns, who think they’re simply paying for a hot roll in the hay. That’s when Spyder and Tommy, disguised as cops, bust into the room (though with Spyder’s prevalent tats, you’d have to scratch your head) and shake the johns down for all their money. Beats jail, right?

In the first sex scene, Shy Love, Syvette Wimberly, Trent Tesoro and Trent Tesoro go at it with gusto until the guys blow their loads. That’s when Spyder and Tommy make their move, and the Trents quickly cough up the dough in order to avoid further hassle.

The merry band of pimps and hos make their way back to headquarters, where Tera is mysteriously found waiting for Spyder. Spyder thinks he wants nothing to do with her, but she’s persistent, and she’s hot, and before long she’s taken in. She meets the other girls, and there’s some friendly flirting before things heat up: Spyder takes Tera aside and ties her up. Spyder fingers Tera’s pussy, shoves a purple dildo up it, and then the penis makes its first appearance. Here’s Tera’s condom-less Vivid scene with Spyder: fans, take note.

The next sex scene is a sultry girl-girl affair with Tera and her roommate, blonde hottie Monique Alexander. Monique’s got the strap-on working to full effect, and those who have criticized Tera for mailing it in in the past may want to give this scene some scrutiny.

Tommy Gunn and Brooke Haven go at it next, and Brooke’s praise for Tommy’s cock, though overdone, sounds genuine. He bangs the living daylights out of her from the front and the rear, then shoots his load on her face and chest.

The final scene is a tasty little number involving a tied-up Shy Love, Spyder, and Tera. Lots of rope bondage here, and though Spyder doesn’t give it to Shy, he certainly gives it to his wife. Both of the ladies get in on the money shot, however, as Spyder shoots on their faces.

Desperate is a fine outing for Vivid, and places Tera on firm, hardcore ground. It will be interested to see what she does next, especially considering Vivid’s condom-option policy, not to mention her marriage to Spyder. Stay tuned…  Collapse.

Eurasian porn princess Tera Patrick stars in "Desperate," her latest Vivid vehicle written and directed by Paul Thomas. Co-starring her real-life husband Spyder Jonez along with Monique Alexander, Shy Love, Syvette Wimberly, Brooke Haven (uncredited), Trent Tesoro, Trent Soluri and hard-as-rock muscle stud Tommy Gunn, it’s one of Tera’s better outings for Vivid.... Read the Full Review!