Jules Jordan's Ass Worship #7 - Assphyxiation

John 'Buttman' Stagliano's protege Jules Jordan has learned much from the master. After working his way through the ranks, eventually joining Evil Angel, his butt fetish videos have earned their place alongside those of his mentor. 'Ass Worship 7' consists of six vignettes, each of which features a bottom-heavy beauty coupling with one or more willing woodsman.

Scene 1: Katsumi, Jules Jordan

Paris-born Katsumi is the first up to bat in a one-on-one coupling with Jules Jordan himself. If you're a fan of a long tease, this one is for you. Decked out in a black corset and purple fishnets, Katsumi shows off the goods, strutting around a vast house. (Katsumi won an AVN award for this scene in 2006.) This is pre boob-job Katsumi, so tiny-titty fans, take note. The teasing goes on and on. And on. More than fifteen minutes pass before she's joined by Jules. The blow job and brief screwing are just a warm up for the real meat of the scene. Jules serves up an assortment of anal toys, literally on a silver platter, and puts each to good use. What follows is a string of anal penetrations, of both the flesh and the plastic varieties, interspersed with ass-to-mouth oral action. The scene is capped off with a comeshot of such force and trajectory that the first blast flies completely over Katsumi's head and onto the floor behind her. Make sure to watch the scene all the way to the end to see her slurp the goo right off of the tile.

Scene 2: Lauren Phoenix, Scott Lyons, Benjamin Bratt, Mark Wood

Husky-voiced Lauren Phoenix is getting ready for some company, but first we get to watch her shimmy into a black evening gown that leaves nothing to the imagination. Her ass is round and fleshy, but not out of proportion to the rest of her trim body. Funny that it takes her such a long time to get into a dress that she wears for such a short time. Finally presentable, Lauren greets her guests, who are (loosely) tied to chairs at the foot of the stairs. The guys are the ones wearing the ropes, but Lauren turns out to be the submissive one. She strips and services all three of the fellas, usually all at the same time. Keep the volume turned up, as Lauren makes plenty of sexy gurgling sounds when not cheering her lovers on. Midway through the scene, Lauren decides to retire to the bedroom, but only makes it as far as the top of the stair before she's again impaled. She gets DP'd before finally getting to the bedroom, where she gets double and triple teamed again. The scene ends with Lauren receiving multiple facials.

Scene 3: Vanessa Lane, Jules Jordan

This scene starts out much like the first one, but the tease is much shorter. The teasing ends with her sitting on the toilet. Blindfolded and handcuffed, Jules gets the dubious honor of acting as Vanessa's human toilet paper. The video is titled 'Ass Worship', and this scene earns it. Jordan's face nearly disappears between Vanessa's plump butt cheeks. Vanessa rubs her naked self all over Jules, at last taking pity on him and removing the cuffs and blindfold. For an encounter that starts out edgy, the balance of the scene is bland and routine: anal sex in several positions, a small amount of A2M, and a facial cum shot.

Scene 4: Brooke Haven, Mark Ashley

Brooke is a fetish dream in a pink, form-fitting rubber dress. But she's also a perfect example of why DVD quality video and bright, harsh lighting don't always make good porn. Her plump thighs and ass bear the marks of age and tanning. But for ass fans, she sure has the goods. Topside, she sports a pair of attractive, augmented titties. She also delivers one of the best blow jobs in the whole movie. Interspersed with the ass spearing is plenty of ass-to-mouth oral. An especially messy facial closes out the scene.

Thus ends Disc One. The second disc contains the final two scenes, as well the bulk of the extra material.

Scene 5: Gia Paloma, Jules Jordan

How many porn stars does it take to screw in a light bulb? We almost find out when Gia visits Jordan to help replace a bulb. Jules mans the camera while Gia climbs the ladder, giving the viewer a primo look at her huge, round posterior. Gia changes pants, which for some reason doesn't make it any easier to screw in that darned light. Ah, the hell with it. Gia drops to her knees and deep throats Jules before peeling off her shorts and lets Jules nail her while she leans against the ladder. But the scene is not without some educational value. We learn that the base of your standard 120-volt floodlight does fit quite nicely into the asshole of your standard 20-something-year-old porn star. Up in the bedroom, it turns out that a glass dildo, 2 different rubber dicks, a latex butt plug, and Jules Jordan's cock also fit the same socket, though not all at the same time. Maybe in the next release. Jules's meat spends the bulk of the scene buried deep in Gia's rectum before unloading on her face. The scene ends with Gia smiling and sticky, and one of life's questions left unanswered.

Scene 6: Flower Tucci, Jerry, Mark Wood

We're almost at the end of the video, but Jules is sitting at his editing station, worried that he needs one more scene to make his boss happy. Gorgeous Flower Tucci comes to the rescue, barely dressed in a pink fishnet bodysuit, ready to take one (or in this case, two) for the team. Jules says he needs a monster ass, and Flower's more than fits the bill. Flower remains one of the most passionate and real women in porn. She hold nothing back in this final scene, offering up pussy, mouth and ass, and taking a brutal double penetration. Flushed with lust and awash in sweat and come, Flower still manages to finger herself to orgasm and soak the sheets with one of her signature gushing squirts.

As with all Evil Angel releases, audio and video quality are generally very good. I'm not crazy about the high-key lighting style that Jordan uses in some scenes. Besides washing out the color, it has a late eighties music video feel that's sometimes distracting.

DVD extras are relatively light for an Evil Angel release. Included is a scene-by-scene cast listing, photo gallery, a couple of text-only bios, 9 trailers, and about 20 minutes of extra sex scenes. Surprisingly, there is no behind-the-scenes feature. There is also a secondary menu that allows the viewer to jump directly to each oral or anal scene.

All told, 'Ass Worship 7' is a decent investment, and not only for ass fans. Taken all at once, the scenes might seem repetitive. Watch each scene separately, and you have nearly a week's worth of solid anal action.   Collapse.

John 'Buttman' Stagliano's protege Jules Jordan has learned much from the master. After working his way through the ranks, eventually joining Evil Angel, his butt fetish videos have earned their place alongside those of his mentor. 'Ass Worship 7' consists of six vignettes, each of which features a bottom-heavy beauty coupling with one or more willing woodsman.... Read the Full Review!