Wpink TV

MOVIE TYPE: Feature
RUNTIME: 70 Mins.
STUDIO: Paradise Visuals
DIRECTOR: Myles Kidder
THEMES: Comedy, Big Tits
CONDOMS: No
STARS: Christy Canyon, John Holmes, Harry Reems, Tamara Longley, Dallas Miko, Marc Wallice & Ron Jeremy

FEMALE LOOKS: B
MALE LOOKS: B
PICTURE QUALITY: B
EXTRAS: B+
PLOT/ACTING: B+
SEX: B-

REVIEW-

I hope you will excuse me if I wax a little sentimental over this movie. You see my friends; this is the movie that started it all for me. Some twenty years ago (Has it really been that long?) WPINK-TV was the first X-rated movie I watched from start to finish. (It took more than one try to get that far, but let’s not get into that.) It also led to my first porn crush on one Miss Christy Canyon. That first crush has never really left and WPINK-TV has always been one of my favorite adult movies. It has historic significance thanks to the presence of Holmes, Jeremy and Reems in the same flick, but that isn’t why I like it so much. It’s the fact that it’s a funny little movie with some great Christy coverage. Ali Moore also turned in a great scene in the original, but that one seems to have been cut out. She is also not on the cover for this DVD. I suppose I could go on, but if I keep thinking about it I might realize that many of today’s starlets weren’t even alive when this movie was made. I’m not ready to feel that old today. Let’s tune in to see what Christy and Ron have in store for us today.

The movie begins with Christy doing a rather comical striptease. She seems as interested in being sexy as the average housewife after a day with the kids, laundry and dishes. Ron Jeremy is the one driving the little show, but even he can’t keep filming when she finally orders her between her thighs. The camera moves in really close as he licks her swollen clit. Licking her meaty folds gets Ron up for the task and he slides deep into her perfect body. She rolls over into reverse cowgirl and lets us all take a good long look at hose awesome boobs. How can anyone not fall in love with how she looks in this scene? Ron moves in from behind her and makes Christy fuck back to get every inch of his pole. He gives those awesome tits more attention, fucking them until it’s time to give her a huge pearl necklace.

In their post-coital bliss, the pair comes up with a plan to take over the TV station where they work. WPINK-TV is on the air. They somehow come up with plenty of programming instantly, but rather than getting bogged down in some long discussion about logistics, let’s just enjoy the sexy shows. There is an exercise program with Ron providing humorous voice over work on a threesome that doesn’t actually finish. Instead we get some community service programming. Christy shows all of the young ladies in the audience how to keep themselves happy on those lonely nights. This solo scene was on a loop in my room for a very long time. Christy plays with those big tits, gets herself all charged up with the vibrator and gets herself off. This is great solo action, but it draws some unwanted attention from a Government agency. They think that WPINK needs to be shut down and send in Harry Reems to clean things up.

This is where the Ali Moore scene with Ron Jeremy should be. Instead we get Ron with Tiffany Storm. Ron rolls onto the couch and gets her pussy wet with his tongue. He slides it in deep and lets her finger her own asshole while he pumps away. The big titted dirty girl wants his cock really wet so she slides it between her tits and drools all over the head. That makes it easier for her to push her big ass down to make his prick disappear. The anal action is great and Ron drops a huge load on her asshole. It’s a good scene, but Ali’s action is missed.

With Reems poking around the studio things could get ugly, but no one seems to notice him. Dallas Miko and Tamara Longley get together for a long lesbian love session. I never saw Dallas in any other movies and that’s too bad. She is very cute and plays the submissive as leggy Tamara drapes all over her. If you don’t get enough of these ladies in this scene, they come right back for the next one.

Ron MC’s a game show called “Beat the Cock.” Three blindfolded women have to guess the mystery dick based on touch and taste. It’s a funny set up and gives the women a chance to work with the legendary Johnny Wadd. Dallas actually tries to ID him just from the way he eats pussy. Ali shows up for a blowjob. Even with the blindfold on we get a good idea of how cute she is. I’m also still impressed with the BJ she gives to a cock that is as big as her forearm. Tamara really gets the main course though, fucking that huge thing and taking every inch. In the end he jerks off onto their faces when they can’t ID him.

Christy has sniffed out a rat and puts the moves on Harry to keep him busy. She strips out of her sweater and shows off the tits that lit up my dreams for years. The tease is great and she is right in the middle of a fantastic blowjob when Harry’s watch goes off. They have to delay their fun. He shows up after hours and Christy is waiting on the stage. Harry crawls up and starts to enjoy her sweet flesh. She has more in store for him though and a big orgy breaks out. With so many bodies in the mix we don’t get quite the Christy coverage that we might, but it’s still wall to wall flesh and that is pretty good. It looks like they might be cutting out a lot of the Ali footage. That leaves us with a final scene that is a bit frantic and rather a waste of Christy’s exceptional assets.

The DVD extras are great once again. We get a lengthy three-way interview with Bill Margold talking to Ron and Christy. They address many issues, including the Ali Moore stuff. The recurring theme is Ron’s place on the porn legends deck of cards. It’s actually interesting to listen to him bitch a little bit. Laurie Holmes also makes an appearance. The whole thing runs nearly forty-five minutes and isn’t very tightly edited. Personally I like that better because it’s more like a conversation than an interview. We also get a short piece from Christy at the 2005 Adult Expo. As a final bonus we get a four scene extra with Nina DePonce fucking three guys and a girl. Anyone who loved this girl as much as I did will like the action here.

So there you have it folks. The movie that started it all. Without WPINK-TV and Christy Canyon’s chest melons I might never have become obsessed with porn and would not have started my own web site to tell others about smut. I’m not sure if we should credit Paradise and Christy or blame them, but either way it’s on them. It is hard for movies from the 80’s to hold up sexually. We have just learned to shoot, edit and pace scenes better. Still, this is a classic and the DVD is very well done. Christy looks amazing. Her tease is hot, her sex is hot and that solo scene will stay burned in my head until the day I day. I did miss the great Ali scene with Ron and I can’t quite figure out why they left her in the movie for some of the action. Even without Ali, this is a movie I’ve been waiting for on DVD for years. Paradise Visuals has done a great job with the transfer and the bonus interviews are interesting. Anyone who is a fan of classic porn, comedy or Christy Canyon should pick up a copy of this DVD right away. With any luck, we will be talking about it again in a year when it wins the award for Best Classic Release on DVD. Now that WPINK has come to DVD, I just need to find a way to convince Christy to make my other decades-old fantasy come true.   Collapse.

Christy looks amazing. Her tease is hot, her sex is hot and that solo scene will stay burned in my head until the day I day... Read the Full Review!