If you haven’t seen a Sybian in action, you have missed out on one of the wonders of the modern world. It’s a vibrator with infrastructure, a monster contraption dedicated to just one thing: the female orgasm. It’s what you’d get if you kitted out a riding mower with a vibrator
and a remote control, and it is so strong that its vibrations can be measured in an appreciable fraction of a horsepower (think about how many horses your average vibrator equals; hint: not many). Watching a girl ride one is like watching her ascend to heaven on a helicopter made of dildos, and more than one porn company has bought one of these magnificent machines for the express purpose of showing you what it’s like when a porn star really has an orgasm. Shot at Home has a great series called Sybian Lessons for Women, and Eros Arts’ stripped-down Sybian Rides 4 Cash line is not to be missed. Many other studios feature the occasional Sybian ride, as witness Kink.com’s use of the ultimate vibrator as a torture device.