Have you retired after a long and distinguished career as a table tennis champion, or did you graduate from an exclusive English public school Before World War I? Has your kayak sprung a leak? Well, don’t despair -- there's no reason you can't still enjoy the wonderful world of
paddles. Even in the privacy of your own home, you can still get all kinds of enjoyment out of your spatulate friend, the paddle -- they allow for increased spanking precision and keep your hands from getting sore.